I Want to be a Force User.

06/13/2011

Days Until Con : 79

I ate toast. There. I said it. First day of the Paleo thing and I didn't even think about it and ate toast. Didn't ask for toast, didn't even want toast, but it was on the plate and mindlessly I ate it.

Tomorrow, things will be better. I will be better. I will not eat toast.

I am a geek, and realized that I haven't expressed that enough since my site has taken a health blogger approach, but I remember my roots. I have to geek vent here, because I feel like we have something special. You know, like I'm scared of these feels I have for you. I don't want to scare you away, but I want to show you how I really feel. So hop over to SWTOR, and try to understand where I'm coming from. You see I'm a fan of the Star Wars identity, the theme, the mood, and light saber swooshing ignites wonderful tingly sensations that can only be described with grunts and wild arm movements. I'm not the biggest fan of movies. I like bits and pieces, sure, but I like the space they put me in. No puns intended. I find I'm always looking around the main characters and into the universe they live, wishing I was there.

I want to be a Jedi, or more like a Sith (cause they can have girlfriends). I want to force push bitches, I need to force push bitches. (Broad term, not being sexist I swear)

Only problem being I hate Vader. I hate Luke. I don't care much for Wookies and, even though as a child I'd dressed like an Ewoke for several halloweens in a row, I'm grown now and know better. So I hate them too. Or is it to? I'm sure Adam will correct me.

I love blasters, space combat, and dear god I love light sabers. Star Wars : The Old Republic is a MMO that takes place thousands of years before Skywalker ever kissed his sister and this is where I want to spent my early thirties. In a room, hot as crap, with a hot geeky chick playing a Star Wars video game that never ends. I'll never have to suffer through any of the same old movie moments reincarnated via crappy over the shoulder action games, because that severely beaten horse of a plot isn't even a glimmer in this game's eye.

In short, I've waited for this game for 3 years. I've feasted on tiny morsels of information that has been slowly fed to me with every Friday update, and my appetiate has grown to insane amounts. I just cannot wait, and parts of me are starting to die with anticipation. I'll never wait for a game like this ever again, and while it will not be the central focus of my life (well, yes it will, at first) I just wanted you to know how I felt.

How does that relate to health, losing weight and tips to your general well being? It doesn't really, unless you count my need to let it all out.  Tomorrow I'll probably talk about controlling insulin levels or your bodies' natural metabolism cycles.

But in the back of my mind, I'll be thinking about how awesome it'll be to crush Republic scum...