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| 06/28/2011 |
There are a number of achieves in weight-loss that pure stats just cannot give you. Okay, math is the one true universal language, sure, but I'm talking about things that have little more meaning than that. Here are a list of non-stat centric achievements I've gained/noticed in the last three weeks.
* Yesterday I threw out all my XXL sized shirts. They look terrible on me now, and there's no sense in having them. I can now successfully fit into XL and Large depending on the shirt maker.
* I can now sit in a waffle house bench sideways AND my belly isn't popping up like a giant pet turtle sitting on my lap. I can maneuver, I can turn, at no point does my belly hang over the table or get caught, or generally make things uncomfortable.
* I've gone from a size 40 to a size 36 pants.
* Getting out of a sitting position isn't a chore.
* When I stand, at no point does my belly hang down below my belt.
* I can climb/walk Stone Mountain with minium rest required.
* I have not eaten at Zaxby's or Boston Market.
* I might have become force sensitive.
* I use to think I had some muscle, like every man on the planet, but now I actually see tone and definition and stuffs.
* Not once in the last three weeks has someone said to me, "Us big people gotta stick together!" or "They don't make these things for big folks like us."
* I think someone hit on me, she might have just been smiling while she rung up my book purchase, but we all know what smiling really means now don't we? "Do you wan't to join the borders rewards program?" Please, we all know that's just an excuse to get my number...
* More and more people have now stopped asking "have you lost weight?" and instead use the phrase, "Wow...you've lost weight." The difference of questioning makes the world sprout motorcycle riding puppy flowers in gardens full of happiness (zero calorie M&Ms).
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